

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.
Wizardry.
ahh, makes sense.
fetus deletus
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I want to post this every day
seriously can’t express how much i love this.
seriously my favorite post of all time, i get this huge goofy smile every time i see it.
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German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.
we watched this in my German class a couple semesters ago and my professor died laughing.
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